Hey Internet!
This is Space Turtle speaking. When I was born, I wanted to be called Space Cat but sadly the URLs (Universal Redivivus Laws) prevented me from choosing such a title. So now I'm stuck with Space Turtle.
Not that that's a bad thing. Space and turtles are cool, but cats are a more sophisticated species. They already have developed advanced forms of transport known as FARTs (Frequent Acts of Rapid Teleporting).
Alright, my friend Dumpster Hatchling insists on interrupting my soliloquy so here she is...
Yo everybody, ma name is Dumpster Hatchlin' and I am da bomb diggity and I think that you should join the journey through space with this cruisin' Turtle.
Dumpster Hatchlin' signin' out!
Um...alright then. Sorry I know she's a bit strange at times but we can't really do much about it.
This is a very short post but I am new and I am slow with things (you know, turtles).
Thank you for reading from wherever in the universe you are and good bye!
Space Turtle
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